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"The most exciting thing that happened to me all day was I burned a bag of microwave popcorn, you say." Well, there are ways to spin it and segue just about anything to something fun both tell about and read. Tell everyone about how you ate the popcorn anyway, because you are a Draconian starseed that likes rare steaks some days and burned offerings on the others! Tell us your woes of being elderly and about the good ol'days when we were more free and we would still make popcorn in a pot with some oil and that you never trusted that new-fangled Jiffy Pop, either…. Or take the true conspiracy angle. Tell us how the continued proliferation of wifi and the coming 5G networks is going to cook us from the inside out and create a new epidemic of spontaneous human combustion. You can even feel your blood percolating at night now, right? I can almost guarantee you have worried about your brain becoming like cauliflower at one point or another. Then top the whole thing off with an article or interesting video that convinces us we are doomed. There's also the dreamy angle of joining the Space Brothers on the ship. They don't drink Bud Light, Pabst Blue Ribbon or eat popcorn. Lore suggests our robe clad friends seem to be either Breatharians or eat fruit -like in the Garden of Eden. If you were there how much would you miss things like popcorn? Is that the real reason you came to Earth? Were you lured by the smell of the movie theatre lobby? I think I may have come back for pizza and coffee, but that's a story for another day. The smell of burning anything would have convinced me I pressed the wrong elevator button at some point. The reluctant techy turned luddite angle is always worth a whirl. That sneaky smoke alarm in your smart house broadcast the fiasco in your kitchen to your family and called 911. It also gave you a shower as the sprinklers gave your kitchen an unintended spring cleaning. The neighbors all gawked at you as there two huge fire trucks rolled up with the ambulance. The best layed plans of mice and men, in action, comes to mind. There might be a connection between Agenda 21 and Smart Homes. This might be something worth an explore. Or unleash your inner DJ and play something about popcorn or Arthur Brown's Fire. Light a candle on your head (or in it, just figuratively, of course) and write! Back to that stuffy elevator. I wonder in the twilight hours if I can get back to the top floor - or if anyone's elevator really does go there. With some pitching in, we can have OV seem like the best block party. One that teeters on out of control, but nobody ever calls the cops and everyone stays safe. Sure, you can cook your own stories a bit, just don't burn them, OK?

Daily Affirmation: I am Interesting and I can cook my own Popcorn, thank-you.
"The most exciting thing that happened to me all day was I burned a bag of microwave popcorn, you say." Well, there are ways to spin it and segue just about anything to something fun both tell about and read. Tell everyone about how you ate the popcorn anyway, because you are a Draconian starseed that likes rare steaks some days and burned offerings on the others! Tell us your woes of being elderly and about the good ol'days when we were more free and we would still make popcorn in a pot with some oil and that you never trusted that new-fangled Jiffy Pop, either….
Or take the true conspiracy angle. Tell us how the continued proliferation of wifi and the coming 5G networks is going to cook us from the inside out and create a new epidemic of spontaneous human combustion. You can even feel your blood percolating at night now, right? I can almost guarantee you have worried about your brain becoming like cauliflower at one point or another. Then top the whole thing off with an article or interesting video that convinces us we are doomed.
There's also the dreamy angle of joining the Space Brothers on the ship. They don't drink Bud Light, Pabst Blue Ribbon or eat popcorn. Lore suggests our robe clad friends seem to be either Breatharians or eat fruit -like in the Garden of Eden. If you were there how much would you miss things like popcorn? Is that the real reason you came to Earth? Were you lured by the smell of the movie theatre lobby? I think I may have come back for pizza and coffee, but that's a story for another day. The smell of burning anything would have convinced me I pressed the wrong elevator button at some point.
The reluctant techy turned luddite angle is always worth a whirl. That sneaky smoke alarm in your smart house broadcast the fiasco in your kitchen to your family and called 911. It also gave you a shower as the sprinklers gave your kitchen an unintended spring cleaning. The neighbors all gawked at you as there two huge fire trucks rolled up with the ambulance. The best layed plans of mice and men, in action, comes to mind. There might be a connection between Agenda 21 and Smart Homes. This might be something worth an explore.
Or unleash your inner DJ and play something about popcorn or Arthur Brown's Fire. Light a candle on your head (or in it, just figuratively, of course) and write! Back to that stuffy elevator. I wonder in the twilight hours if I can get back to the top floor - or if anyone's elevator really does go there.
With some pitching in, we can have OV seem like the best block party. One that teeters on out of control, but nobody ever calls the cops and everyone stays safe.
Sure, you can cook your own stories a bit, just don't burn them, OK?

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